Throughout the 2024 season, 撸先生AV Network analysts will provide one bold prediction heading into each week's slate of games (see the full Week 3 schedule).
In the history of the 撸先生AV, no team has ever recorded more than 12 sacks in a single game (five teams have hit 12 on the dot). Until Sunday. The 鈥淕old (Pass) Rush鈥 is going to absolutely breeze through the Rams鈥 injury-ravaged offensive line, where it'll find an immobile Matthew Stafford still seeking an open receiver (with Puka Nacua and Cooper Kupp inactive). It鈥檚 a perfect storm. Nick Bosa, Leonard Floyd, Javon Hargrave and Fred Warner all log multiple sacks as the Niners break the record.
Can鈥檛 get much bolder than this: The Panthers will shock the Raiders in Vegas. In his one start for Carolina a year ago, Andy Dalton threw for 361 yards, which is somehow more than Bryce Young had in his past three starts, going back to Week 18 of last year. Dalton improves to 5-0 vs. the Raiders all time by injecting some life into a Panthers team that badly needs it, pulling off a stunner.
Sunday's Chargers-Steelers meeting looks like an old-school slugfest. Both teams are relying on their defenses early in the season and those units are dominating, holding opponents to fewer than 10 points per game (Chargers, 6.5 ppg; Steelers, 8.0 ppg). Points will be hard to come by, causing this contest to go into overtime and ultimately end in a 13-13 tie.
Brian Flores' defense has played inspired football in the first two games of the season. But if Minnesota thinks it can hit C.J. Stroud with the same pressure package it used to beat San Francisco last week, the Vikings are going to pay the price. I predict the second-year passer has a monster day with five touchdowns, leading the Texans to 40 points and a win.
Fantasy tight ends are down bad in 2024. Isaiah Likely has more points than Mark Andrews and Sam LaPorta combined. Travis Kelce has eight points total!
Last week, Jonnu Smith carried a large part of Miami鈥檚 passing game. With Skylar Thompson starting at quarterback, look for Mike McDaniel to get him some easy throws. Smith won鈥檛 have a big average depth of target, but he will get loaded up with opportunities, leading him to a top-three finish among tight ends in Week 3.
Through two weeks, rookie quarterbacks Caleb Williams, Jayden Daniels and Bo Nix have thrown a combined 196 pass attempts without a single passing touchdown -- the most consecutive pass attempts by rookies without a scoring strike to begin a season in 撸先生AV history. Not only will that drought end this week, but all three newbies will notch at least one TD pass.
Full 撸先生AV Week 3 schedule
Thursday, September 19
Sunday, September 22
- New York Giants at Cleveland Browns (1 p.m. ET on FOX)
- Chicago Bears at Indianapolis Colts (1 p.m. ET on CBS)
- Houston Texans at Minnesota Vikings (1 p.m. ET on CBS)
- Philadelphia Eagles at New Orleans Saints (1 p.m. ET on FOX)
- Los Angeles Chargers at Pittsburgh Steelers (1 p.m. ET on CBS)
- Denver Broncos at Tampa Bay Buccaneers (1 p.m. ET on FOX)
- Green Bay Packers at Tennessee Titans (1 p.m. ET on FOX)
- Carolina Panthers at Las Vegas Raiders (4:05 p.m. ET on CBS)
- Miami Dolphins at Seattle Seahawks (4:05 p.m. ET on CBS)
- Detroit Lions at Arizona Cardinals (4:25 p.m. ET on FOX)
- Baltimore Ravens at Dallas Cowboys (4:25 p.m. ET on FOX)
- San Francisco 49ers at Los Angeles Rams (4:25 p.m. ET on FOX)
- Kansas City Chiefs at Atlanta Falcons (8:20 p.m. ET on NBC/Universo/Telexitos/NFL+)
Monday, September 23
- Jacksonville Jaguars at Buffalo Bills (7:30 p.m. ET on ESPN/ESPN Deportes/NFL+)
- Washington Commanders at Cincinnati Bengals (8:15 p.m. ET on ABC/ESPN+/NFL+)
